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This one time I went to the store to buy inexpensive black clothing to wear to my other job (the restaurant one) but then I found $10 shimmery leopard print shoes and bought those instead….good story, huh?

Actually, I also bought some high-waisted black pants (see photo above) that were $5 on the clearance rack and then also that oversized, chambray-ish buttondown for another $5.

Now, it’s a really good story. (This is the part where I’m supposed to say, “…and then I found $5.” Except instead of finding it, I spent it. Actually, $5 times 4. Good math, cha. Twenty dollar holler!!)

Did I mention Top to Bottom is quickly becoming my favorite retail therapy store? Cheap and easy and fast. #TWSS?

Balls of Steel Silver necklace: hand-me-down from Grandma / Jacket: That’s Swank

(Note: buy shirts at the Ghetto Superstore and the buttons are guaranteed to fall off five minutes before heading out the door. Lesson learned.)

Ring: Silverado (no, not the gay strip club. In case you’re reading this, Mom)

When in doubt, be awkward.

I lost my head. that’s all.

Did you know Kalyn Benaroya is the one behind the camera? She’s amazing for meeting me early on Saturdays to grab coffee and freeze our arses off and take pictas. And then we go to work.

kthxbye!

x+o,

M

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Gucci, gucci, louie, louie, VERSACE

The much-buzzed-about Versace for H&M collection is due any minute now (Nov 17th) as the unofficial kick-off to holiday shopping.

People (including me) go nuts for this “high-end-fashion-meets-fast-fashion-pricing” stuff. It’s a bargain right??! MUST. BUY.

My Top 10 from the Versace for H&M collection:

1. Versace for H&M Leather Jacket, $299

It’s leather. With studs. No brainer.

2. Versace for H&M Silk Bustier, $129.

Floral bustier with enough black to make it rock n’ roll. I LURVE it!…so much! (!!!)

3.Versace for H&M Dress, $129

This one confuses the heck out of me. Do I love it it? Do I hate it? Is that a sunset motif?

Hmm, the sequins won me over. That and the leopard print.

K, love it.

4. Versace for H&M Belt, $49.95.

It’s so gawd-awful yet amazingly awesome. Kind of just sucks you in with those beady little eyes. Of course this makes it on the list.

I love it like I love the sequin sunset dress…

5. Versace for H&M Leather Dress, $299.

Again, leather and studs. Need I say more?

6. Versace for H&M Metallic Dress, $249

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Actually, nevermind. Nothing going on here but a misuse of sparkle.
7. Versace for H&M Dress, $79.95
Yes. Of course. If you’re going to do the LRD (Little Red Dress), might as well go big or go home, American Gladiator style!
8. Versace for H&M Silk Dress, $149
This is very cute. I have nothing against this. Not even the ice skater skirt.

9. Versace for H&M Bag, call for pricing

Barbie goes punk. I will take two, please.

10. Versace for H&M Silk Dress, $149

Saved the best for last. This piece is very beautiful and I adore it very much. So much so that if it came in white, I would want to get married in it. Or at least I’d wear the purple version on a date. Wait, what’s a date?…

 

Happy shopping to all you earlybirds lined up on November 17th! Good luck!

And someone, please snag me that leopard belt!

Image credits:Refinery29.com

x+o,

M

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